The Comprehensive Man Scale

With fifty weeks of challenges under my rawhide, weather-worn belt (with a gold bald eagle buckle, natch), I’ve adequately explored the entire spectrum of manliness, leaving no steak ungrilled, no lock unpicked, and no bull penis uneaten.  So it’s only right that I take the entirely arbitrary scores I spent mere seconds determining for each challenge and rank them all in a long list.  Because the internet loves lists!  Some fun facts:

Without further ado…

WEEK CHALLENGE SCORE
8 Wear a Suit (When It’s Required) 1.80
9 Eat a Bull Penis 1.87
9 Drink Raw Eggs 2.13
3 Drink Scotch 2.28
49 Fast From Technology 2.30
9 Eat Hot Peppers 2.36
27 Fight With a Samurai Sword 2.39
26 Win at Carnival Games 2.45
10 Fall Without Fear 2.67
25 Run an Obstacle Course 2.75
43 Know My History 2.78
16 Eat a Porterhouse Steak 2.80
35 Throw a Shot Put 2.81
33 Banter With Barbers 2.87
29 Visit a Haunted Place 2.89
5 Shoot a Gun 3.00
41 Pick a Lock 3.12
37 Chop Wood 3.20
4 Fix a Flat 3.21
45 Kick a Field Goal 3.27
44 Be a Plumber 3.45
48 Tailor Clothes 3.48
16 Create a Better Signature 3.50
31 Make Good on Old Bets 3.60
6 Smoke a Pipe 3.68
15 Grill 3.70
30 Work in a Restaurant Kitchen 3.72
38 Do a Polar Bear Plunge 3.72
14 Wear Cologne 3.75
47 Be Skilled With a Knife 3.76
24 Hit a Baseball 3.81
2 Shave with a Safety Razor 3.83
ONLY IN BOOK Survive the Apocalypse 3.85
17 Speak in Public – Stand-Up Comedy 3.88
7 Drive a Stick Shift 3.96
40 Use a Map and Compass 4.02
46 Befriend a Dog 4.02
32 Donate Blood 4.06
13 Gamble 4.08
42 Rebuild a Home 4.10
34 Ride a Motorcycle 4.17
1 Tie a Tie 4.18
22 Build Something With Wood 4.24
ONLY IN BOOK Work on a Farm 4.25
36 Ride a Horse 4.29
12 Learn Self Defense 4.32
8 Wear a Suit (Because You Want To) 4.33
28 Welding 4.35
23 Go Fishing 4.44
39 Volunteer 4.67
50 Be a Dad 4.81
11 Learn CPR and First Aid 4.88